"Stop waiting! Buy that ticket and take a trip today"
So, since then I've been in talks with everyone about going to Peru and seeing my parents with Erin. All seems to be going well and all signs are still saying "yes." Her doctor said it was ok, just to have moquito netting for her crib and stroller/carrier (which we have).
But anyway, I found this cute article that I thought was about a real airlines until I got a ways into it. Darn, knew it was too good to be true! Enjoy:
Goo-Goo Gaa-Gaa Airlines
Here are some of the perks and amenities you'll find on board the first-ever baby-friendly airline.
- Shawn Bean & Sabrina James
- Fuzzy puppet delivers in-flight safety speech.
- Motion sickness bag comes with burp cloth.
- When noise level in cabin gets too high, pacifiers drop from the ceiling.
- First class renamed the Comfy Chair Jamboree.
- Pilot has the voice of Elmo
- Knobs on cockpit dashboard make "boing!" sound effect
- Drink cart converts into changing table.
- TSA (Tantrum Secrutiy Administration) has undercover agents on board to regulate rowdy passengers.
- Seating for resentful baby haters moved to cargo hold.
- Instead of saying, "Please prepare for arrival," flight attendant says, "We're pwe-paring for awwival! Yes, we are! Yes... we... are!"
- Seat-back TVs are repalced with fish-tank mobiles.
- Boarding pass doubles as teething biscuit.
- The Capt. Sully Sullenberger Story Hour!
- In the seat-back pocket: a copy of Babytalk (of course!).
- Airline does not offer red-eyes. We're sleep deprived parents! We already have red eyes!
The above was taken from BabyTalk Magazine, June/July 2010 issue.
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